pro-boner
Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
pro-boner
When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
pro-boner
As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.
"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"
Pro Boner
Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner
pro boner
work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
Pro Boner
For the good of the penis
Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.
Pro Boner
When you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have sex with you
John: so I helped her move out.
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner