Procastibating
Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.
When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.
procastibate
v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.
derivatives:
procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
derivatives:
procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."