Procrapinating
An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Procrapinating
Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Example 2:
Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.
Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Example 2:
Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.
Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
Procrapinate
–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Procrapination
Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.
Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!
Procrapinate
1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.
it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...
2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.
other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...
2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.
other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
Procrapinating
When you're too tired to wipe your ass, so you put it off til later.
Dang, Jerry. I'm so tired, I didn't even wipe my leather cheerio. I'm procrapinating. Needless to say, my starfish is COVERED in chocolate.