procraptinate
The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
procraptinator
Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.
I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.
Procraptinator
Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."