Procrascinate
To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.
Waffles is so procrascinate.
Procrascination
The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."