procrastiception
An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.
"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."
procrastiception
When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.
Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!