Procrastimasturbation
To procrastinate by masturbating.
I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.
I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.
I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.
procrastimasturbating
Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.
"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"