procrastishitting
The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
Procrastishit
The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities
Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit
Or
Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
Or
Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due