procrastivity
The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.
Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.
procrastate
To procrastinate by eating.
I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.
procrastication
Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
Procrasteating
To procrastinate by eating
Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?
Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!
Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!
Procrastivities
Activities you do to procrastinate from the what you should be doing!
Mom, I can't do my homework, I am doing procrastivities. OR I would have cleaned the house, but you know I was doing procrastivities instead.
procraste
A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.
"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"
procrast
To be in the state of procrastinating.
1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.