procrastubate

putting off work to masturbate

Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated.

procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

Procrastubator

A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research".

Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building?
Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff.

FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!

俚语	procrastubate
释义	procrastubate putting off work to masturbate Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated. procrastubator 1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts. 2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees. 1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam." 2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!" Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting." Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour." Procrastubation The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination. Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing! Sam: I think you should see a doctor Procrastubator A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research". Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building? Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff. FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!
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