profalactives
Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.
Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.
Profalactic
Scientific word for a condom.
"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"
Profalactive Pentagon
A rubber room
When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.