professional shitters
The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.
Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?
Professional shitter
When someone's only saleable skill is the ability to take a shit without getting their digesticles all over the place. Is usually combined with the attitude that their low-level job requires a much higher skill level than it truly does.
Bob: What do you do?
Tom: I just retired from being a stock boy at Safeway.
Bob: How do you retire from a job like that?
Tom: There's way more to putting bottles of salad dressing on a shelf than you think!
Bob (under his breath): Oh, we got ourselves a real, true professional shitter here.
Tom: I just retired from being a stock boy at Safeway.
Bob: How do you retire from a job like that?
Tom: There's way more to putting bottles of salad dressing on a shelf than you think!
Bob (under his breath): Oh, we got ourselves a real, true professional shitter here.