Professor Hotfruit
A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."