Profigulent
Pro-Phil-Gillen. Qualities of profigulent people include extreme popularity, remarkable intelligence, a perfect 2400 SAT score (yes, perfect - nothing wrong), ridiculously good looks, wonderfully genuine kindness, and all-around awesomeness.
There's only one Phil Gillen!
True that, but I can at least TRY to be profigulent!
True that, but I can at least TRY to be profigulent!