Profit
The result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. A meme that comes from South Park.
"Phase one, COLLECT UNDERPANTS. Phase two, ??? Phase three, PROFIT!"
Profit
The step that comes after ?????
Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit
Profit
Profit is neither deserved nor earned, it is the 'surplus' falsely created by under-compensating the worker and over-charging the customer.
In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.
In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.
I can't pay you a living wage, I need a larger profit margin.
Profit
The "nudies", aka naked pictures, obtained from a period of time spend fraternizing with a lady
She was totally annoying, but the violent break up was worth the profit, which i use to masturbate often.
Profitate
It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.
When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.
Profitate
When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.
Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.
Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
PROFIT!
The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"
Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!