Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

俚语	progress report
释义	Progress Reports When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you. Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!" Kid: "Noooo!" Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!" Kid: "Fucking progress reports..." Progress report Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18. Karen: let me see your progress report. Son: ok Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping. 3 hours later Son: BANG!
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