promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.

Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.

promasturbating

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.

"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."

Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

俚语	promasturbator
释义	promasturbator n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate. v. to postpone something in order to masturbate. see also horn dog v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil. n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate. Promasturbation A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired. This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images. Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments. Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show. promasturbating The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers. John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again" Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end" promasturbating The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating. "Has Timmy done his homework yet?" "Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still." Promasturbate Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation. Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment? Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead. Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu promasturbate Procrastinating, but with masturbation :) Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project? Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done Dude: ;)
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