Pronitusnutmeglitus
Pronitusnutmeglitus Is when you visit The People’s Republic of New England (The PRONE), which is made up of Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, and Rhode Island, and come back with a nasty infection every time you come back home to the real United States. The real United States starts at North Carolina and spreads across no further than Texas.
Last week, while visiting The PRONE, we got a nasty case of Pronitusnutmeglitus (PNL for short). Dang near took me down for a week.