Prostate Protector
Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"