Prostituticrastination
Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".
Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.