protestant whiskey
Bushmills (from County Antrium)...Not Jameson (from County Cork)
me: i'll have a protestant whiskey on the rocks
dumb bartender: a what?
me: bushmills, dumbass
dumb bartender: oh, sorry...we only have old crow
dumb bartender: a what?
me: bushmills, dumbass
dumb bartender: oh, sorry...we only have old crow