proupie
the rare combination of a prude and a groupie, the end result being a tease who follows bands around constantly and obsessively but never actually does anything sexual with them
(Band member 1) Why is this bitch on our tour bus if she's not putting out?
(Band member 2) I dunno man, sounds like we have a stage five proupie on our hands.
(Band member 2) I dunno man, sounds like we have a stage five proupie on our hands.