Provenzano

Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

A total scumbag and pathological liar who hides the fact that hes currently living with his girlfriend so that he can date other women at the same time. A provenzano has been cohabitating with his girlfriend the entire duration of your relationship, much to your surprise and chagrin. Warning Signs that your man is a philandering piece of shit Provenzano include your two timing boyfriend taking you out to his lake house (that is hours away from civilization) for weekends together (instead of spending time with you at his house or apartment), him making shady secret phone calls late at night or early in the morning, him constantly on edge and gaurding his cell phone from view, and him being tagged by hideous women in ridiculous pictures on Facebook, for all to see. He promptly untags himself from these embarissing pictures a day or so later. Said man is an asshole a liar, and a rat bastard.