Providence Pickle Beard
The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.
Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.