provost

Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their cars about 8 miles away and walk.

A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.

This is actually a name of a person. Originally from the book The Happy Land, it is stated that the name rhymes with 'Monroe.'

Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.

Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.

A bottom bitch.

oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.