PseudOCD
The condition in which you claim to suffer from the serious psychological disorder of OCD, but really you're just slightly more organized than the average human being.
She claims to have OCD about her pens, but I get the feeling it is a case of pseudOCD—given the fact that she is a functioning human being without crippling anxiety over irrational thoughts that have caused her to adopt life-altering rituals to pacify the insatiable fears in her mind.