Pseudofed
The crappy, less-effective decongestants sold over-the-counter that don't require your personal I.D. to enter into the DEA database.
I ran out of Zyrtec-D, but I can't legally buy any until Thursday. Until then, I guess I'll just have to make due with some Pseudofed.
pseudofed
pseudofed
She claims she aint fed but she aint said shit what a pseudofed bitch
Pseudofication
The act of giving someone a nickname whether or not they want one. Only attains to nicknames that are in the vicinity of hilarity.
Tim: I'm going to pseudofy Dan! Dan, you will now be refered to as Danny the Douchebag!
Dan: I hate Pseudofication
Dan: I hate Pseudofication