Pseudowee
When you're in slight distress and go to the bathroom for a wee: not because you actually have to go, but out of comfort. Biological procrastination.
Why does Mike keep on going to the bathroom every 10 minutes?
He's not ill, just having a pseudowee, because he doesn't wanna write his essay due tomorrow
He's not ill, just having a pseudowee, because he doesn't wanna write his essay due tomorrow