psiriasis
Red scaly itchy patches on one's skin caused by da "irritating" men in their lives.
Attractive/affluent ladies may indeed sometimes have trouble with psiriasis, but da total opposite can just as likely be da case, as well --- i.e., likeable guys can get "sorely" aggravated by one or more persistent **female** suitors. Da Beethoven-loving "Peanuts" cartoon-character Schroeder has dis very problem wif da obnoxious-but-love-struck Lucy Van Pelt --- "Do you know what Beethoven never had?! Beethoven never had girls hanging onto his piano and bugging him about romance, marriage, and Valentine's Day gifts!" Lucy: "He DIDN'T...?! Poor Beethoven!"