Psybel
A mechanism for providing emotional support and encouragement to someone in imminent physical danger without providing any actual protection at all. Both a noun and a verb.
Chris: "I'm freaking out, I don't know how to get down from this tree I just climbed. Can you give me a psybel?"
Max: "I got you bro, I'm psybelling you now. Just swing down the branches, don't bother using your feet - you're a m***erf***ing tree god."
Max: "I got you bro, I'm psybelling you now. Just swing down the branches, don't bother using your feet - you're a m***erf***ing tree god."