psychic shit
The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.
Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."