P Syndrome

Derived from the name Paul - he who thinks he is almighty and all-knowing. Full of himself, a cocky lazy bastard. Tries to show off, when in reality, he is a moron. He thinks he is the shit when in reality, he is nothing to look at.

Willi P Syndrome - wil-e-pee sin-drome noun
1. a condition aquired by patrons due to repeated visits to the popular William Penn Bar in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Characteristics include, but are not limited to:
a. excessive consumption of beverages of the alcoholic sort
b. ridiculously good times with friends
c. staying at the bar hours later than you had originally intended
d. random bouts of dancing and singing
e. frequent creeper sightings
f. a hangover the morning after followed by an immediate and overwhelming desire to return to the Willi P at one's earliest convenience.
The only known treatment for the disease includes additional nights of debauchery at the William Penn.

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.