P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.