Ptenis
When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)
Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer