Pubandit
This is a combination of the words pube and bandit. It refers to someone who sloppily/hastily trims their pubes in a shared common bathroom. The Pubandit makes no attempts to clean up afterward. Upon being confronted, pubandits vehemently deny any involvement and may become belligerent and/or embarassed. In general they are a bane to a shared apartment setting.
The pubandit had struck again! There's pubes all over the bathroom floor and the toilet. What the hell?