pubeapplr
A shaving device that you can carry around, disguised as an applr
Person 1: "Have you gotten the new pubeapplr yet? You can get it at target or walmart or at a McDonalds as a toy for your little child."
Person 2: "No, I'll go check it out. Maybe my 2 year old son will get one."
Person 1: " DUDE?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PUBEAPPLR IS?!"
Person 2: "If you can get it at McDonalds, then it must be for them hairy kids pubes."
ORR
*At a Wedding*
Groom: "Crap! I forgot my Pubeapplr!"
Person 2: "No, I'll go check it out. Maybe my 2 year old son will get one."
Person 1: " DUDE?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PUBEAPPLR IS?!"
Person 2: "If you can get it at McDonalds, then it must be for them hairy kids pubes."
ORR
*At a Wedding*
Groom: "Crap! I forgot my Pubeapplr!"
pubeapplr
A sexually transmitted disease that causes ones balls to look like apples.
When girls see this, their ovaries explode.
When girls see this, their ovaries explode.
Person 1: "Dude! He has pubeapplr!"
Girl: "Let me see!"
Person 2: *shows*
Girl: *ovaries explode*
Girl: "Let me see!"
Person 2: *shows*
Girl: *ovaries explode*