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The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.