Pubelic Accounting
Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.