Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

The worst years of your life

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.