Pube Steak
The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.
I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.
pube steak
The hairier cousin of tube steak.
John: Wanna taste my five inches of fun, babe?
Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!
Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!