pubic carpet
The hundreds of pubic hairs that surround the lower ledge of a urinal. Usually one that hasn't been cleaned in awhile.
Somebody need to clean the restroom. All the urinal shave full on pubic carpets.
Pubic Carpet Burn
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."