Pubic Hair of the Cranium
A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.
Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.
Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.
Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.
Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.
Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.