Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

俚语	pubic measles
释义	Pubic Measles Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble Cause: Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender) Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals Symptoms include: Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
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