Publeach
Publeach refers to hair lighteners used on the genetila's hair. The use of Publeach is a controversial topic since its most notable use has been in the all-father Minouche and devoted followers of the church swear by Skanky Micky's words that Minouche is white because of all the fibre he got from a special concoction he refers to as "creme de la peni" more commonly known as jizz.
Devout follower Child: Skanky Mickey! Can you tell us why the all-father Minouche is white?
Skanky Micky's: *sweats* I umm well Minouche got his colour from a special concoction...
Devout follower Child: Well what about all the wild Minoumis? They deserve this concoction, don't they?
Skanky Micky's: Well there is not enough of it to go around sadly!
Angry Opposers: *yelling* HE LIES! THE REASON MINOUCHE IS WHITE IS BECAUSE THEY JUST FOUND SOME RANDOM ASS CAT ON THE STREET AND THREW A BUCKET OF PUBLEACH ON IT TIED HIM ON A CROSS AND CALLED HIM A GOD!
Skanky Micky's: *sweats* I umm well Minouche got his colour from a special concoction...
Devout follower Child: Well what about all the wild Minoumis? They deserve this concoction, don't they?
Skanky Micky's: Well there is not enough of it to go around sadly!
Angry Opposers: *yelling* HE LIES! THE REASON MINOUCHE IS WHITE IS BECAUSE THEY JUST FOUND SOME RANDOM ASS CAT ON THE STREET AND THREW A BUCKET OF PUBLEACH ON IT TIED HIM ON A CROSS AND CALLED HIM A GOD!