Pubositioned
Similar to a Proposition, but one that is incredibly difficult to refuse and often takes precedence over any plan already in force.
"Ere Jon, wanna come to the pub after work?"
*Jon briefly remembers seeing on the kitchen calendar that morning that he has to attend his daugher's school play*
"Yeah alright."
-- Jon has just been Pubositioned. While he knows full well that there will be arguments when his wife find him asleep in the flowerbed in the morning, the lure of a cool, refreshing pint can never be ignored.
*Jon briefly remembers seeing on the kitchen calendar that morning that he has to attend his daugher's school play*
"Yeah alright."
-- Jon has just been Pubositioned. While he knows full well that there will be arguments when his wife find him asleep in the flowerbed in the morning, the lure of a cool, refreshing pint can never be ignored.