Pucknad
An idiot, a person of substandard intellect, a testicle that is the shape of an ice hockey puck.
George Bush.
"Get your hand off it you fricken Pucknad"
"what an incredibly egotistical pucknad"
"that george bush pucknad is screwing us again"
" i have a pain in my testicle, the pucknad one on the right"