Pucussing
When you're about to cum but you piss instead and get yelled at by your spouse.
Jimmy: "I was banging this chick and I started pucussing!"
Derek: "Fucking dipshit. Learn how to not do that."
Jimmy: "I can't control it! :("
Derek: "Fucking dipshit. Learn how to not do that."
Jimmy: "I can't control it! :("