Banquet Hat
A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.
Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!