pudding dog
a name for your dick after you've had anal sex and your dick is coated in a jizz and shit glaze
After I busted a nut in her ass I pulled out my pudding dog.
Spotty Dog Pudding
The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.
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On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.