Puddle
Female chode; wider than it is deep.
Your mate Jim has a chode; he’d be ideal for your friend Jane, she’s got a rite puddle.
Puddle
A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
Nice puddle there, Adrian.
Puddle
A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
Puddle
Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.
Abby has no tits,She a puddle!
Puddle
A pudding ethnic person. (offensive term)
What do you want puddle?
Puddle
A person lacking substance or depth. Has nothing much to offer society and might as well off themselves.
Look at that puddle Wayne over there !
Puddle
Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.
She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!